- life is hard, then you nap.
- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
- When in doubt, cop an attitude.
- Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
- Climb your way to the top--that's why the drapes are there.
- Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
- Find your place in the sun--especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
- Make your mark in the world--or at least scratch it on all the furniture.
- When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
- If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over all the stuff on the shelves.
- When you go out into the world, remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
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